What on Earth?

Saturday, February 17, 2007
I woke up this morning to the news that Britney Spears decided to go bald. Pardon me? Apparently it might be true...


BEFORE


AFTER

And then she went out and got a new tattoo. Just for the record, not the best look for her. CNN is reporting that she had supposedly checked in and then out of rehab that day. They also interviewed a rep from US Weekly (or was it People...give me a break, it's only 6:30am) who said that she had just taken a cross country flight (where she sat in coach...the horror!), went home, stayed 20 minutes, and then headed off for a date with the shears. There's also some speculation that she's dropped the Kabalah in favour of Judaism or another "eastern" religion which suggests when things get so out of control and you are having trouble coping, you shave your head. Please note that this is NOT my interpretation of any religion, just a summary of what the folks on the morning news were saying.

I suppose we should be grateful, at least it means we won't have to hear about Anna Nicole Smith anymore.

7 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I smell a big messy public meltdown. Woohoo! Those are always fun.

* (asterisk) said...

Maybe there was a mixup on the newswire and "she's gone bald" is just reference to having taken a trip to the Brazilianator.

Wandering Coyote said...

What can I say? The girl's a huge trainwreck. I feel sorry for her.

Tanya said...

Britney Spears gone bald. Whoop-dee-doo. Don't like her much, but sadly, I think she's heading for a crash.

mister anchovy said...

I'm all for the big messy public meltdown too. The TV tabloids are running out of stuff to say about Anna Nicole, her body, her drug habit and her estate. Plus, Ms. Spears is not just anybody. No, sir. She's an ARTIST.

Anonymous said...

did any body ever think that maybe he is having a very serious problem witch is called postpartum deppresion?

Anonymous said...

i agree the girl is aving a very bad time!!!thats her way of dealing with things!im not a fan of brits but u gotta admit the girl is having a hard time!imagine going through a divorce at 25 AND having the whole world watching!

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