There's a lot of shit happening these days

Wednesday, April 04, 2007
A woman in China fell off of her 6th story balcony while hanging laundry. Never fear, she’s fine. A giant pile of poo broke her fall. No word on whether or not the laundry escaped unharmed.

A teacher in Toronto (surprise!) who threw a handful of human excrement at a student will likely get to keep her job. There are a number of questions I have surrounding this story including (a) where did she get the poo in question (was it her own and if not…) and (b) did she wash her hands afterwards? Why would anyone want to handle doo-doo? This story gives new meaning to the expression “Shit Disturber”.

And finally a coyote in Chicago had a hankering for a Quiznos’ Sub. As he couldn’t get any service at the counter, he settled himself in the cooler until someone decided to take his order. No reports on how he planned on paying for his lunch.

3 comments:

kelly said...

where did the giant chinese poo pile come from?

Wandering Coyote said...

Go coyote!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Perhaps they had a big pile of poo outside the school in TO in case someone fell off the roof.

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