Amputation Time

Saturday, June 07, 2008
I just tripped over the cat food, spilling it on the carpet and then slammed my big toe (yes THAT toe) into the corner of the coffee table. Can you say...Ouch? I knew you could. Now scream it at the top of your lungs, hop around your house, and start crying uncontrollably - that's how I'm feeling at the moment. The spots on the skin are wet, slimy, no-name brand beef dinner cat food that splashed all over my legs... You'll notice the nail has changed colour. That's not gradual, that's instantaneous. Unless of course you consider a massive colour change over the course of the past 5 minutes gradual. Then...sure, it's gradual.

6 comments:

Wandering Coyote said...

OUCH!!!

Maybe you need a brief trip to the spa? Not the kind of "spa" I was at, but an actual SPA (I'd never recommend anyone go there unless under very specific circumstances you don't fit into!), for a little TLC.

Red said...

I am impressed that you thought about reaching for the camera before reaching for a cloth to wipe away the cat beef! I hereby name you Priority Queen!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Yes, I am amazed that you pulled yourself together to post. Now that's a true blogger.

kelly said...

ummm...klutz?

Sheamus the... said...

Mmmmmmm... yummy

Heather said...

Oh, you poor baby!!! I'm cringing in sympathy.

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