Interviews of the Not So Rich and Famous - Ep 15 - Mrs. Big Brother

Friday, September 26, 2008
Next up, my sister in law, the Amazing C! I don't talk about her much here but that doesn't mean she isn't fan-freaking-tabulous. She's just as crazy and kookie as the rest of our family (some might even argue more so...). She used to be a geologist but now she does something else that's a bit too complex for me to explain so I'm not going to try. Smart, funny, and a bit off her rocker, without further ado...my sister in law.

Name, shoes or sandals, favourite holiday
Mrs. Big Brother Dave, shoes (Momas, Campers, CATs), Halloween – ok, not an official holiday but it’s fun. You can dress up as Santa or Satan or even Barney and no one really minds

Why chose to study rocks?
Because they stay where you put them and don’t crawl around under the microscope. They also don’t smell bad or backtalk.

Your children seem to have picked up your husband's fascination with running around naked. Is the world ready for this and should we be worried?
Be afraid. Be very afraid. BWAHHAHHHAHHHH* Ahem. ‘Scuse me.

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
They don’t really apply after you’re dead.

What is Satan's last name?
I thought that was his last name. He’s a hockey player, isn’t he?

If you took a lightsaber into the tub would you get electrocuted?
I don’t think so, but you might boil the water. Alternately, it might be a great way to shave your legs.

What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Why did you eat it?
I’m part Asian. Ask yourself, do you really want to know?

If you had to be stranded on a desert island with any type of undead, which type would it be and why?
Vampire. If they eat me, it’ll be a nice way to go, and if they turn me we can walk to the mainland underwater cuz after all they don’t need to breathe. Hmm, wonder if they’d get waterlogged? Can vampires drink fish blood? I need to know that before I make the decision for sure.

Have you ever been embarassed that the Captain is part of your family? Share with the class…
Never! Really, I’m surprised she’s not embarrassed to have us as part of hers, what with the gaming & nudism.

You fell in love with a geeky, lanky, bespectacled, computer nerd who still plays role-playing games at the age of 38 (not that there's anything wrong with that). What was the first thing you noticed about him that made you think "Hmmm, yep, he could be the one".
He smelled good, and he looked really sexy playing pool. I also liked the way he gestures emphatically when he talks and waves his hands around like he’s trying to fly (hee hee).

3 comments:

Wandering Coyote said...

Hilarious interview and great answers!!

Heather said...

I don't think vampires are supposed to be able to cross running water, though. Wouldn't that rule out walking home by way of the ocean?

tweetey30 said...

Great answers Karen... I liked Vampires.. I would like to live with Tigers I think.. LOL.. Have them to protect me from other things unless you have Vampires roaming around..

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