Interviews of the Not So Rich and Famous - Ep 24 - Jenny Jenn Poo Poo Pants

Thursday, April 28, 2011
Jenny Jenn Poo Poo Pants (aka J2P3) and I met a few years ago when we both were working in the same office.  We quickly became great friends and I count her amongst my closest.  She's funny, sarcastic, loves heavy metal, rodeos, biker boots, and totally digs cars.  Here's YOUR chance to get to know her just a little bit better...

1. Name, day of the week, favourite make of car.
Jenny Jenn Poo Poo Pants. It is my most favourite day of the week - Happy Friday! My favourite car ever is mine…….my summer car that is. A third generation Mazda, RX-7 a 1993 to be exact. No car better.

2. In all the time I’ve known you, you’ve never cut your hair. Is it the source of all your power?
Yes, how did you know? Truth be told, I have such strong super powers that each time I cut it my super power levels increase. In order to appear “normal” and fit in with everyone else I can’t cut it more than once every two years. And the vast amounts of Second Cup coffee that I consume just add to my awesome levels.

3. The tabloids have a story about you on the front page. What would the headline be?
J2P3 saves the world again. All wish they could be 1/8 as cool as she.

4. You’re a new runner. Why do you run? What are you running from? Is there a bear chasing you?
I am hoping to run away from the cottage cheese that seems to be stuck to my thighs, hamstrings and gluteus maximums. Also, I get to listen to my shuffle and no body bothers me.

5. Your nickname is Jenny Jenn Poo Poo Pants – make up a story about how you got this name.
My name is Jenny Jenn Poo Poo Pants, this name was given to me due to my love of veggies. As all people know, if you eat too many veggies then you become fueled with veggie jet power. One day while visiting the Sea Cavern at WEM I propelled myself around the small cavern one too many times…..yadda yadda……..some fished died and some people passed out resulting in some head injuries. What can I say except “I’m strong to the finich, cause I eats me spinach. I’m Jenny Jenn Poo Poo Pants, toot toot!”

6. Revenge: best served hot or cold?
I love revenge; however, I’m a bigger fan of Karma. Sometimes she’s late, but eventually she comes around. And she’s the biggest bitch I know.

7. You’ve just written the greatest novel the world has ever seen. What is the title of the novel and what is the third line of the second paragraph on page 96?
J2P3: Biography of the best guitar player in the world.
When I stepped on stage to play with Eric Clapton, Muddy Waters, the artist formerly known as Prince, Dave Mustaine, Kirk Hammett, Randy Rhoads, Zakk Wylde, Janick Gers, Adrian Smith and the famous Bruttis Jaguttis that’s when I knew that I had made it.

8. In the giant salad bowl of life, which vegetable are you?
I am most definitely a tomato. Good straight from the fridge like an apple, sliced or diced in any dish, cold or hot everyone likes me in some form or another.

9. You’re going to be reincarnated when you die. Based on your current life, what do you come back as?
I would come back as a cougar so that I could stalk everyone that ever did me wrong, grab them by the throat and watch as they’re air supply is slowly cut off. So I’m evil, get over it.

10. Why are barns red?
Barns are red because in the old days nothing was wasted when they butchered their animals for their food supply. They weren’t careless with their livestock like these days. Red barns make people happy to know that nothing went to waste. And who doesn’t like red?

2 comments: said...

nice to meet you Jenny. Karen sounds like you have a great friend here..

Milla said...

Thsi reminds me I have my own questions to answer!!

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